Sup geeks, I'm Meg. I am strongly attached to One Direction, Ed Sheeran, superwholock, Merlin, Teen Wolf, marching band, and other life-ruining shit

 

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

capsarmy:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

dingoinnuendo:

“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

dingoinnuendo:

“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

(Source: hpotterfacts)

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

Okay….

tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

zaynandharrypls:

okaywork:

harrygilmore:

harry and louis get married have kids. one kid grows up to be a stylist and tells harry about his new client. “guess who i’m styling tomorrow dad” he says. “who are ya stylin….son” harry slaps his knee and congratulates himself on a good joke

if louis and harry got married why would their last name be stylinson

Melissa did u even read the post